I need to be more active in causes I believe in.
This one, for instance. I figure if nothing else, sending her back to the joint will keep the so-called news media from jamming their heads up her ass and broadcasting from beginning to end her bullshit propaganda; Lord knows, the poor thing needs an extra billion dollars or so.
If I was a pessimist, I would probably think that episodes like this spell the beginning of the end of Western civilization. But no—I am an optimist. I'll just keep on hoping she fails.
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Optimist: "No, it is half full."
Pessimist: "Half empty!"
Optimist: "Half full!"
Pessimist: "Look, we could go on arguing like this all day—can we at least agree the glass is not full yet?"
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5 Missives So Far
01 Mad said on Wed Dec 31 23:00:01 EST
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Programmer: The glass is needlessly large for its role.
02 josh said on Wed Dec 31 23:00:01 EST
I dunno, Microsoft likes hiring programmers who posess neither an appropriate sense of scale nor much of an ability to foresee problems. . . I suppose for them it is like
Microsoft Programmer:"Hrmm. . . The glass might not hold water, but it sure looks pretty -- Not our problem if everyone who wants a drink has to put a finger in the hole."
Okay, perhaps the metaphor has been extended too far now.
03 Gone Away said on Wed Dec 31 23:00:01 EST
Love the T-shirt. :D
Microsoft programmer: Not our fault. Consult your water manufacturer.
04 Keeefer said on Wed Dec 31 23:00:01 EST
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Keeefer: some f*cker stole my beer
05 josh said on Wed Dec 31 23:00:01 EST
Update: NBC news ran a story the weekend of March 19th, 2005 that consisted of Martha Stewart griping because her the ankle bracelet she has to wear as a condition of her parole was "chafing".
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