Thirty whats? Holy shit.
Yep. I turn thirty years old this week.
Not so bad, really. I’m not too broken up about it – everything still works as it should, though now I realize that the day is coming when I’ll be completely unable to relate to anyone under twenty-five. But that doesn’t bother me; those whippersnappers are out of their minds — everyone knows that.
Actually, things are lookin’ up. I’ve got some news that I can’t exactly spill right now, but suffice it to say that it’s a whopper of a thing.
16 Missives So Far
01 Mad said on Tue Sep 13 6:21:14 EDT
Hey happy birthday Josh! Welcome to the thirties, glad you could join us. You seem to be taking it better than I did. I'm still in a state of denial four years later...
02 Halden said on Tue Sep 13 8:13:26 EDT
My day will come in December and I have felt anxious already. I am not sure I will handle it well but hopefully.
03 Gone Away said on Tue Sep 13 9:29:14 EDT
Happy birthday, Josh. Oh, what the heck - why stop at your birthday? Happy every other day too.
05 melly said on Tue Sep 13 13:06:02 EDT
This week?
Happy birthday, Josh. Smileys all around.
And don't worry, the age crisis only gets worse ;)
07 josh said on Thu Sep 15 0:16:38 EDT
Yep, Sept 15th, 1975, at 1am and some change -- though time-zone wise, it was just one hour ahead of the International Date Line.
I don't know what the hell that means exactly, but it sounds cool when I say it to people in bars; it's a great segue to the story of how I was born far out on the Aleutian chain. Makes me sound like Hemingway or something.
Thanks for the birffdee salutes, everyone. :)
08 stan said on Thu Sep 15 4:51:33 EDT
Happy Birthday Brother...Remember those hang overs get harder and harder to recover from. Have a Great day...i bet i know the suprise...Love ya bro, Stan
09 Shawn said on Thu Sep 15 15:49:45 EDT
Happy birthday man! Ah, the twentys are history. Let the thirtys begin ... I can't relate to anyone under twenty-five either, so don't feel too bad. I just pop in a Guns N' Roses CD and pretend I'm my father.
11 Ben Deez said on Fri Sep 16 18:20:29 EDT
education comes with age they say... blah blah blah! speaking of you taking any classes this semester? still on the CCNA+ tip? holla beefday beyatch
12 josh said on Fri Sep 16 18:48:54 EDT
Ben, this is a high class place--don't make me flex my pimp hand in front of the ladies.
I'll slap you so hard you'll end up actin' like that guy in the back row.
I passed the exam with an 887 a while back. No more classes for me man, Not here at least. I'll email you with the skinny.
13 vanessa said on Sat Sep 17 12:54:00 EDT
happy belated:)
15 vanessa said on Sun Sep 18 6:04:50 EDT
Bitte schön:)

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